Sorry, but we had to share this - an absolute cracker of a posting from Craig - more serious news from LegalTech New York to follow.
Craig D. Ball, P.C. Announces Release of Absolutely Nothing 2.0™ for LegalTech New York
Austin, January 31, 2009 - Craig D. Ball, P.C., a leading national provider of e-discovery blather and enervative synergistic solutions announced the release of Absolutely Nothing 2.0™ in anticipation of LegalTech New York. Designed to work in conjunction with the company's flagship product, More of the Same,™ Absolutely Nothing 2.0™ sets a new standard for purpose-built, mission-critical marketing hype.
"We looked at the burgeoning e-discovery market and saw firms and companies spending huge sums on products that delivered big promises but little else," said Craig Ball, the company's President. "Absolutely Nothing responds to the growing demand for applications that offer best-of-breed pricing without saddling the enterprise with balance sheet headaches like value or ROI. We are so confident that Absolutely Nothing 2.0™ will meet expectations, we put our promise right in the name," added Ball.
If you're at LegalTech NY (Feb 2-4), come see Craig D. Ball, P.C. at table #1234 in the lobby bar of the New York Hilton and become a beta tester for the company's development platform, Buy Craig a Cocktail (Premium Brand). Complimentary aphorisms and homilies will be served (along with cheesy chotckes nabbed from the show floor that will make your five-year-old wonder why you bothered to cart that crap home).
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